Typically a penis small in size, dirty in nature. The pubic region is usually matted with a moldly substance or a flakey crust. A common symptom is a greasy like secretion found on ones under garments or the penis tip. Medically referred to as a Gustavo Alonso.
Man, last night I was at the club and this guy was grinding his Fungus Stick on me, damnit I got Gussed again.
Dirty Winkle
Dirty Sanchez
Street Penis
Grizzly Penis
Dirty Winkle
Dirty Sanchez
Street Penis
Grizzly Penis
by partycity October 8, 2009

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by babyyodasphatbussy February 19, 2021

Accommodation typically offered by cowboy landlords and especially to students, shot through with a fungal growth. The fungal infestation is often temporarily retarded at point of sale by gas or electric heaters which the landlord has removed shortly thereafter. Even if the hyphae have ramified all the way into or up from the foundations, in popular mythology it is always the tenant's fault.
Shane and myself got a cheap ground floor apartment ostensibly for a year on coming to Cork, but it turned out to be a fungus farm and we had to move out after a month for the good of our health.
by Fearman January 7, 2008

Doctor:I had a patient come in today with some nasty butt fungus, he asks if I would clean it for him. I said" Hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by JOOOOOOOOOOSE January 17, 2010

when you have anal sex and your leave some excess cum in the asshole and it becomes hard and fungus like
by symphony j tattly November 5, 2007

by Turd Chaser January 14, 2008

by Bob Cheese December 27, 2003
