When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.
We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.
by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022
Get the Plumbing Contractmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Cotnracted Dream Meaning Dreams Contracted<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The contract you sign in blood when leg day isn't just a suggestion but a contract of death to come home to your trad goth wife who’s been on her knees begging for a pair of femboy thighs as you await the finest bowl of goyslop.
by nudedude47 September 28, 2024
Get the Winter Arc Contractmug. by geoshelley November 26, 2013
Get the Standard Contractmug. A game mode in Arknights that only big-brain players can pass. In Contingency Contract (or shorten as CC), there will be a lot of buff and debuff selection, each will have its own difficulty, accumulating to a score called Contingency Level (a.k.a Risk). Each CC season will last 2 weeks. During the first week, the highest risk you can achieve is Risk 26 (Most of the time Risk 18), in week 2 it is 32
Player 1: Hey, have you seen that video where 777Ucky passed Contingency Contract season 6 Risk 18 with only 2 operators?
Player 2: What the heck? I can only pass Risk 5 with 13 operators! How can he do that?
Player 2: What the heck? I can only pass Risk 5 with 13 operators! How can he do that?
by Sakura_Kaslana March 1, 2022
Get the Contingency Contractmug. When you are so excited for something that you actually have contractions. This occurrence happens with both genders and will typically cause intense butterflies in the stomach and jumping up and down.
by Hue555 January 12, 2019
Get the Excitement contractionsmug. When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.
Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.
by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025
Get the Pucker Contractionmug.