Roll call before the pants fall

To check the amount of available toilet paper before deciding to begin a crap.

John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.

by bobjoe6200 December 18, 2012

The One They Call Nasty

A little stupid kid that decided to comment on something he knows nothing about. Someone who is so ignorant and shoved so far up their own booty that they can't comprehend that they have autism (not that there's anything wrong with autism)

Benny: JIMMY! You are such a the one they call nasty!
Jimmy: Eat my socks!

by Be Kind To People ;) March 21, 2019

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

call of the wild

When someone has drunk a lot in an evening, orders that one drink too far, takes a sip, places it on the bar and walks out without any goodbyes or acknowledgement to anyone.

Person 1: Where's Steve?
Person 2: I don't know, maybe he left. He was pretty far gone.
Person 1: Probably answered the Call of the Wild.

by Bruhaha November 20, 2011

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

CALL OF THE WILD

The urge to have sex.

This chick I'm trying to date has been teasing me for a month. I'm starting to feel the call of the wild.

by mynameisb October 3, 2009

call of the wild

The urge one sometimes experiences to masterbate. Some people when they have to use the bathroom say they need to answer the call of nature, so when one gets an "urge", they can say they need to answer the call of the wild.

I gotta answer the call of the wild

by Maxx69 January 11, 2009