Dirty Teapot

The act of when a male consumes exlax then when the urge to shit comes spreads his butt cheeks exposing the butthole and pressing it up against the open mouth of his partner, pushes hard and shits in their mouth (liquid shit), then goes to the rear of their partner, inserts penis in the anus while pulling both the arms backward and the one with shit in her/his mouth closes their teeth and squeezes the crap out rapidly to make a whistling noise.

Marc: "Oh man bro my stomach is still churning from last night with patty"
AJ: "DID YALL DO THE DIRTY TEAPOT LAST NIGHT!?!?"
Marc: "Yeah, of course...why?"
AJ: "I was wondering why it smelled like shit when she kissed me this morning"
Marc: "Damn, sorry bout that bro"
AJ: "Its cool man"

by TattooedDestruction October 29, 2008

im a little teapot

the act of having sex with a woman in the inclined position then after you fill her up with your spout, you tip her over and everything runs out

lindsay and i tried the im a little teapot just like the rhyme and jizz got everywhere

by The king Friday September 7, 2013

San Franciscan Teapot

To shit in a kettle and boil it, then use the steaming mixture to douche your girlfriend

Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night

Horatio: That must have hurt!

Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!

by sorest rump June 14, 2010

little teapot

When someone gives a blowjob whilst humming the tune to "I'm a little teapot".

She gave me the best little teapot last night!

by Monkeys69 August 20, 2018

Chocolate teapot

where one takes a shit, don't wipe, and then teabags yo gurl.

M: hey babe, can I make you a chocolate pot of tea
F: uh, babe, you mean a chocolate teapot?
M: oh yeah, that. let's do that. I'm glad you remembered for me. let us.

by MizzSrirowskiacha June 4, 2018

hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.

Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012

Oklahoma Teapot

Requires three partners, and at least one guy. The male partner must jam his cock up the 2nd partner's asshole so far up that his dick comes out the 2nd partner's mouth. The 3rd partner then procedes to hook up with the 2nd partner, therefore giving the 1st partner a blowjob.

Note: To perform this position, the male partner must have a dick that exceeds the length from the partners asshole to their mouth.

Man 1: Oh my god man, I have never cummed so fast as the time I gave Jack and Daisy an Oklahoma Teapot!!!

by SmoothSailing April 25, 2009