Tampage

Tampon induced anger spree, generally directed at the nearest male, although some larger Tampages have been known to annihilate small villages and towns. Symptoms include random shouting, kicking, spitting, large-scale verbal nonsense and limitless amounts of aggression. There are thought to be links between extreme cases of PMS and the early stages of a Tampage, although research into these connections is in its infancy.

i wouldn't go in there if i was you bro, she's on a massive Tampage.

by iamanimale April 20, 2011

tampa tip toe

While in the doggy style position you insert your Great toe into the woman's butthole without pulling your penis out of her vagina.

I think I got a Charlie horse giving your mother a Tampa Tip Toe last Easter.

by Leg Tat November 12, 2017

Tampacularian

A woman who always has an extra tampon in her purse.

You find yourself in the ladies room banging on the tampon dispenser which has just eaten your last quarter, when suddenly a woman exits one of the stalls, sees you in desperate need, and pulls out an extra tampon from her purse and offers it to you. This woman is a true tampacularian.

by zenrose May 15, 2009

tampa bay waffle

Derivative of the Cleveland Steamer. The difference is that once the steamer is laid upon ones chest, a tennis racquet is briskly retrieved from the nightstand and thrust down upon the turd, mashing said excrement into something that is reminiscent of a waffle.

After a vigorous tennis match, Buffy took a giant dump on Biff's chest and then proceeded to go 30-love by serving up a bitchin Tampa bay waffle.

by Paddy O'Furniture February 27, 2017

tympamemes

The best meme page on instagram tbh

Tympamemes is the best instagram page

by @shister_notoof on instagram April 22, 2019

Tampa Bay Snorkel

Receiving a rim job on your back while simultaneously getting a hand job with your legs up in the air, imitating a snorkel.

Damn, Justin...did you really get a Tampa Bay Snorkel from that GILF after she banged Mandingo?

by TampaSnorkelClub February 18, 2020

Tampa Boy

A singular/plural term used to describe a/multiple pseudo-alpha douchebag(s) that can't pace their liquor consumption, spends 4 hours a day on tinder, and collect phone numbers as if they were playing Pokémon Go. The Tampa Boy will also shout YOLO, ask people who are leaving the nightclub for their wristband to avoid paying a cover charge and brag about their $700 Al Merrick surfboards.

They will often attempt to cold approach women in broad daylight who have no interest in talking to anyone who isn't 6'2 with an 8-pack in an attempt to entertain their Tampa Boy brethren. In some cases, they will steal other people's girls at the bar, especially if they just met off Tinder. Tampa Boy don't believe in sleep, as they party all night and then go dawn patrol 4ft 2ndlight a few hours later. Tampa Boys know no boundaries because they're constantly redefining them. If you were to mix a cult and fraternity together, you'd get Tampa Boy.

Frat Boy Chad: "Man, that GDI with the Hurley boardshorts and Natty Light keeps hitting on Stacy and it's our first Tinder Date"

Frat Boy Brad: "He's too confident and big down there to be a Geed. Must be a Tampa Boy."

Stacey: "He's confident and whaaa..."
*goes off with Tampa Boy"

by Theogtampaboy November 16, 2020