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Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...
Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!
by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010
mugGet the Captain T-Bagmug.

T-bagging

Used as a sign of disrespect OR used as a universal sign of friendship
*t-bagging*
by JimmyButtCheEcks July 28, 2021
mugGet the T-baggingmug.

Bandit t-bag

When you dip your balls in chocolate and t-bag the person and give them a bandit look on their eyes
by Vicious301x August 8, 2016
mugGet the Bandit t-bagmug.

T-bag

Any person whose name starts with a t
My friends name is Tristan but I call him T-bag
by Unknown daddy 07 November 8, 2019
mugGet the T-bagmug.

T-Bag

If a Human being only has one Hand. This is because of the series Prisonbreak because T-Bag only has one hand.
Daniel Raab aka T-Bag only has one hand and thats why we call him T-Bag. Lol fucking retard!
by Negerfut January 13, 2020
mugGet the T-Bagmug.

t-bag

in gaming, t-bagging is when u die u and are knocked and said person who knocked u comes up to u before finishing u, and they crouch crouch and un crouch repetedly, their fore rubbing der grubby,swetty balls on ur corps.
t-bagging,ooh look i knocked somone. ima go t bag em so i can rub my sweatty ass balls on da bluddy cunts face.
by the cod nerd definer June 14, 2022
mugGet the t-bagmug.

Tennessee T-bag

The act of placing ones naked testicles and rectum directly onto another persons face while draping a flaccid penis on top of the persons head.
1. Hey Peyton, I took a page out of your book and gave the new trainer a Tennessee T-bag.
by Scraps24 September 13, 2016
mugGet the Tennessee T-bagmug.

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