Swizzler

One who is sweet swizzling. This person is so cool that they are not just called cool by others, they have a title; a Swizzler. Swizzlers are an elite few. They are the people who inspire others to want to be cool. They are so cool that they CAN imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. In fact, they have met this monkey and spat on him. Thats right, they spat.

"Did you hear about Benjamin. He put a cherry bomb in the principal's toilet, while the principal was still on it!" "Wow, he is a true Swizzler."

by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009

skizzy wizz

when you go to the bathroom for a piss... you piss everywhere but in the toilet, then flush before you leave to create the illusion of a regular piss.
then when the next person enters they skid across the pissy floor.

*SKID* OMG! who took a skizzy wizz on the god damn floor!

by Martin Payne February 3, 2008

shizzy bo bizzy

1.One who is sure of dick
2.A flamer
3.1/2 cm sized penis
4.Describes something

that guy is a shizzy bo bizzy

by urkinsniff butt January 11, 2009

Swizzletimer

Noun: (swizzl' tymer) An older person who is suffering from Dementia-like behavior; a grumpy, old, crazy person. Description of an Old-Timer that is losing his/her mind!

Similar to the twisted shape of a Swizzle stick or a Twizzler.

Grandma lost her keys in the oven again, that old Swizzletimer!

Happy 50th, Dad! You old Swizzletimer! (Term of Endearment)

Their mind is all swizzletimered.

by winkle2u August 25, 2010

swizzled

The act of getting as intoxicated as physically possible off alcohol, weed, pills, or any combination of the 3. Most likely for a special occasion such as a friend in town, wedding, or just for the fuck of it.

Yo im getting swizzled at the game tonight, fuck if we lose.

by hotsauce910 March 30, 2011

Swizz ass

When you forget to wipe your ass after taking a massive shit and start to smell like ass after 10-20 minutes.

I walked past Albert and he smelt like Swizz ass.

by mollylupe January 12, 2015

swizzle butt

A person who has no idea what they are doing and no idea where they are going : ie Lost

What a swizzle butt , almost hit me with her car. She has no idea where she's going

by dano 123 April 3, 2015