swiftie cupcake

An account that obsessed over Taylor Nation and desperately tries to get noticed. They say they love all her music and don’t have favorites. Their tweets are all basic and they are super fake. They have Never Met Taylor in their bio, abs their display name is preceded by Love,

swiftie cupcakes are the most annoying breed on stan twitter. they should go back to tumblr

by Kellydswift July 2, 2020

swift half

five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.

"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.

"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"

by Ben Bashford June 3, 2003

pick a switch

When grandma has had enough and tells you to go find a branch to bring to her so she can beat your ass

Grandma: go pick a switch, boy! And it better be a good one
You: oh shit!

by Msmagic95 December 16, 2017

Switch Monkey

A guy or girl that may be very attractive one day and floor-ugly the next.

I saw crazy Stacy at the bar on Wednesday and she was looking rough, then Saturday I asked for her number not even knowing it was her. That's a switch monkey for you.

by dunbfore June 23, 2010

switch hitting

the act of masturbating with ones non-dominant hand.

SIDNEY: What do you think Joe is doing to get off while he's on vacation with that broken arm?

NANCY: Probably switch hitting.

by runforcover December 16, 2012

Meat Switch

At a Brazilian Steakhouse, they give you a small object to place in front of you. If the green side is up, they'll keep offering you more meat. If it's red, they'll pass by you. This "Meat Switch" controls how much meat you ultimately get.

Bob, you still eating?
No, I'm stuffed.
Flip your Meat Switch to red then, so they stop bothering you.
Gotcha

by CDChurch August 16, 2010

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls

To torture a kid with

Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.

by rubberdumber February 12, 2021