Phil Swift

"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons versus the Archangel Micheal and his legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9

"Thats a lotta damage! How about a little more?"
Phil Swift , 2015

by therealdonaldSUCC November 7, 2018

swift dash

When the popo on their way and you gotta get away.

Bob: fuck cops coming , let's make a swift dash.
Ryan: yeah let's run

by Definingyourwords January 6, 2017

Mampi Swift

A legendary drum & bass DJ and head of Charge Recordings who started his career in the early 90s. Known for very technical and precise mixing as well as being able to drop multiple tracks at the same time known as double- or tripledrops (depends on the number of tracks).

The DJ was on fire, dropping five tunes at the same time like Mampi Swift!

by ben masters June 27, 2013

jesus swift

a good person (jesus) and a 🐍 (taylor swift)

"i'm sorry the old jesus swift can't come to the phone right now."

by youredisappointing August 31, 2017

swift current

dump, landfill, hole, retirement community

Lets go party at the swift current, we might find an old washing machine!

by Paul271 September 18, 2006

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.

by Malicho August 22, 2012

Taylor Swifted

To receive a boost in ratings, sales or moral standing as a result of someone publicly being a cock to you.

Person A: Did you see Conan ripping on Zucker last night?

Person B: Yeah—hilarious! And I never even watched his show before this week.

Person A: Ha— turns out Leno being a diva totally backfired, and now Conan's been Taylor Swifted.

by FMTPO January 16, 2010