semi-buttocked

Polite way of saying half-assed

This is really semi-buttocked work, Bob. We expect more of you.

by Bumpyjonas April 11, 2017

Semi-demisexual

Semi-demisexual is a sexual orientation in which an individual does not experience primary sexual attraction to a certain extent. To have the fullest of fun a person who is semi-demisexual must have attached feeling for the person in question. Although, they can do sexual activities it's just not as fun, and exciting for them.

Alex: lad this girl was on my cock all the time at the club. I don't have feelings for her but I still kissed her, it wasn't anything special man.

Francesco: manmnnn you are so semi-demisexual, like you still linked even though you can't have feelings for her.

by urstrulyfran March 15, 2023

closed semi

Well endowed uncircumcised man

I just got plowed by a closed semi last night!

by CD the EZ DZ May 29, 2019

and that's on semicolon

basically like 'that's on period' but with a twist cause you ain't finished talking yet.

Girl: real a** b**** give a f*** bout a n****-
Other Girl: and that's on semicolon sis; period.

by ionknowwhatsgoingon September 8, 2019

semicolon

A programmer's bane. Required by most programming langauges to seperate commands. The semicolon will usually render an entire program useless and force the programmer to search every line for that goddamn semicolon.

Programmer: I wrote a program to find the answer to life, the universe, and everything and I left out a semicolon! Fjsk!

by Tiko March 20, 2004

semi precious weapons

A band from Brooklyn who make music videos with GIANT ORGIES. And they wear high heels and a lot of eye liner.

"Did you see semi precious weapons last nighht?"
"Dude yeah they looked like chicks but they aren't."

by shannonigans December 22, 2008

Semin Hat-Trick

When an Ice Hockey Player has a goal, an assist, and a bad stick penalty in one game. Named after Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals known for his flair for scoring and taking bad stick penalties such as hooking, slashing, and occasionally the high stick.

On April 13, 2011 Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals scored his first Semin Hat-trick of the 2011 NHL Playoffs.

Wow he's one bad penalty away from scoring a Semin Hat-trick.

by Puddin_an_Semin May 4, 2011