pinky swear

an eternally binding promise (made by two people hooking their pinky thumbs together), which, if broken, will result in the culprit losing his or her pinky

"I pinky swore never to cover my mom's garden gnomes with carcinogens....I did and she cut off my pinky with a cleaver."

by Josh Brown May 13, 2005

Smeah

An expression of innermost feelings when no other words will suffice.

Oh, smeah...

by CockarseColm May 11, 2004

sweardown

Similar to asking one to swear by something, this word is used in response to a statement that one suspects may not be true, or is very hard to believe.

"I just passed my driving test"

"You sweardown?"

"yes bruv!"

by zizu786 March 18, 2010

you swear

Indicates that a person(s)is making obvious boastful about themselves and/or their abilities. The term is said sarcastically, and "you" can be substituded with other pronouns.

You swear you're hot.

He swears that I like his ugly ass.

She swears she's all that in that leopard skin outfit.

by Greeno September 28, 2005

swear word

something naught my mummy told me never to do.

oh fiddlesticks! that bottom cats done a tinkle on my flipping shoe.

by monkey_nuts November 21, 2004

swear

Words that people get offended by for some unexplained reason.

Person 1: Shit
Society: OMG YOU SAID A SWEAR WORD
Person 1: What? Shit means to poo. You say poo all the time.
Society: WAAAH YOU'RE SO EVIL!
Person 1: IT'S JUST A WORD!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO OFFENDED?
Society: .................................WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by udusers1 July 9, 2011

swearage

The use of swear words. To include swear words in speech or in the written form

This story contains much swearage....

We'll have no swearage of that sort here..

by Iammilkman September 9, 2005