surging sanders

when you come out of nowhere

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
GET A SURGING SANDERS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
(oops I mean GET A SURGING SANDERS)

by MrCalifornian April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

When one cums out of nowhere much like presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has recently surged in the polls.

I was walking to the pharmacy when Will jumped out of a tree and Surging Sandersed me!

by Col. HappyFapper April 24, 2016

surging sanders

1) One who cums out of nowhere.

2) Bernie Sanders' 2016 Presidential Campaign coming out of nowhere.

Credit--Trevor Noah, The Daily Show

Brad: Dude, Surging Sanders fuckin came out of NOWHERE!
Craig: ...and that's all Hillary wrote.

by livndiebtbooty May 1, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

During the 2016 election, Hilary Clinton was worried about a Surging Sanders that was leading in hypothetical polls.

by Kevin T101 May 2, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere.
-Trevor Noah

Despite Clinton raising $112M, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by nikolauspschuetz May 8, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

This chick with a juicy ass and nice rack walked by me today and I got a surging sanders.

by i like hoes April 26, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

First defined by Trevor Noah's unpopular The Daily Show

I just had a Surging Sanders while I was sitting on the couch. Can you believe that?

by dicktreesfanfiction July 30, 2016