sausage superstar

A person who spends entirely too much time on a quest to get men to have sex with them.

Barry you are such a sausage superstar, is there a man you haven't had sex with?

by Venus Fatale May 6, 2018

Mario Party Superstars

Rush into the usual hustle of the Mario Party games, and choose between some of Nintendo's all-stars with no practical differences... except, for some reason, you think picking Yoshi makes you win more. Then, choose between one of five classic multicolored gauntlets taken from the first three games, to run around in literal circles collecting Coins and Stars at the speed of plate tectonics, and deciphering the special gimmicks of each stage, that will either give you untold riches or totally ruin any chance you have of winning, often both in the same game, as you're pushed off the map, have the Star moved from right in front of you, take out a second mortgage as you land on the 14th Bowser Space, or just have your Star stolen right out of your hands by someone you nominally like, all in between playing minigames for money like that's something people actually enjoy. Then push through as this hellish cycle repeats over and over again, until you finally get to the end of your rounds and everything is tallied up, only for you to lose because someone failed upwards for stepping on the most red squares or something, in a system that feels like running a triathlon just to play Russian roulette, but with five bullets, that, despite all these years of playing, will never numb the rage you feel at being made a fool by the uncaring whims of this game. And yes, I know that you can take Bonus Stars off, but is that really worth getting roasted by your friends for the rest of your life?

My top 3 key highlights in Mario Party Superstars are...

"I was about to reach the finish line in Spin Doctor until someone beats me at the last millisecond!"

"In the 2nd turn in Peach's Birthday Cake, my brother got his FIRST lucky star (before anyone else) thanks to an unexpected hidden block."

"As turns went on after getting a star, they're prone to landing on a Bowser Space for instant karma!"

by CALIMEXAS DISCORDINATOR January 10, 2022

Superstraight

Superstraight: A new term of sexuality used to describe straight people who won't date a trans man or transwoman. Unfortunately, they are called "transphobic" for expressing their view on sexuality. It had been proposed by a guy on Tiktok and it went viral. It is a more inclusive and step to living in a equal society. Where it isn't LGBTQ and straight people (or cis people), but rather a combination of all sexualities. The new term they are doing is LGBQSS. L (Lesbian), G (Gay), B (Bisexual), Q (Queer), S (Superstraight), S (SuperLGB. A term for any lesbian, gay, Bisexual who won't date a trans person.) This effectively eliminates the infighting between the LGBTQ community and the outfighting between straight people and LGBTQ community. The T was also proposed to be removed considering the fact that being transgender isn't a sexuality, but a gender thing. And a transgender person can have any sexuality. The colors of the Superstraight flag is black and orange. ⬛🟧. The colors of the SuperLGB flag is orange on the bottom of the typical flag of their sexuality. Example: the bisexual flag would have orange at the bottom for a SuperBi person.

Person: Would you date a trans person?
Straight person: No, I wouldn't.
Person: You're transphobic.
Straight person: Just because I wouldn't date a transperson, doesn't make me transphobic. I am Superstraight.

by Anamasta March 6, 2021

Superstar

A superstar is one of the best names u can share with anyone a superstar is like you’re buddies you’re mate you’re bestie you’re mate you’re light you’re hop and the person u love their can be a lot of people with the name superstar but there will be a superstar like mine because mine always has my back and was there for me since the begging and she is like a sister to me and I will never stop loving her until the day I die

Superstar is you’re light you’re hop you’re bsf

by Ethan Melamed May 12, 2019

Superstraight

Superstraight is a transphobic hate group attempting to avoid criticism by saying they are a part of the LGBT group.

Man 1: Have you heard of superstraight?
Man 2: No, what is it.
Man 1: Its a new hate movement, go look it up.

by CaNoNlYbE30lEtTeRs March 7, 2021

Superstraight

Gay in denial

Oh yeah, he's most definitely superstraight

by Coolperson234568 March 22, 2021

superstraight

Superstraight was made to mock the LGBTQ+ community. It is very transphobic and it is also fascist. People who are superstraight are transphobic and homophobic. They act like they are being opressed but in reality they are not. Superstraight people only date cis people of the opposite gender. IT IS NOT VALID.

Me: Hey what's your sexuality?
Person: I'm superstraight
Me: Get the fuck off the internet you are embarrassing yourself

by namjoons expensive girl March 9, 2021