subway surf

To stand/balance on moving subway, much like one would on a surfboard, so as to not come into contact with any germ covered surface. The term "subway" may be used interchangably with any form of mass transit ie, bus, train, T, metro, tube.

Rather than sit next to the homeless man, Joe opted to subway surf.

by Marlo W. May 14, 2008

SUBWAY

the best restaurant ever! serves healthy sub sandwiches,and is a great place to eat

AJ:Hey let's go to Subway and get something to eat
Ryan:good idea, i love Subway

by me777 April 16, 2006

subway slut

a dirty ghetto slut who does not get off on average cocks, so she needs to be filled with footlong hoagie sized cocks

dude my cock wasn't enough for her because shes just hungry for the subway sized cocks ramming her...watta subway slut

by elcrazyloco696 November 4, 2012

Subway Slapper

Someone who intentionally or in self- defense slaps the shit out of another individual on the subway train.

Danay Howard found out what a subway slapper was when she hit Jorge Pena in the face first with her stiletto heels.

by Iamfree November 14, 2014

Subwadiction

Heavy withdrawals that you get when you’ve gone several days without eating subway. It gets worse the longer you don’t eat subway

Ah I’ve been suffering from subwadiction for the past couple days it keeps getting worse.

by DarkPsycho August 25, 2019

Subway

This is a godly shrine for all who dare eat. When somebody who likes subway hears "I like McDonalds", they scream in rage and throw stuff at you.

Let's go to a subway level restaurant.

by Dog Ford\ October 25, 2019

subway baptism

taking a bath in mayonnaise while fully clothed, just to vibe.

“why isn’t brandon at work today?”
“he’s getting a subway baptism from alonso.”

by applejuice25 November 30, 2019