stellar performance

1. (n) description of a drunken person's actions from the night before. To qualify, the actions must be embarrasing and unremembered by the drunk.

1. Wow, Jeremy, that was a stellar performance last night.
2. -Guys what did I do last night?! -Dude, you had a stellar performance.

by Jeremy Jenkins October 15, 2004

stellar

the ultimate of words; the best thing u can think of in the world, and even possibly the word that represents the feeling of being speechless

when he kissed me the first time, it was stellar.

by anon February 18, 2004

Stella

pretty, hot, sexy, fun, crazy, loves fucking partying, a great friend, fun to be around, popular girl who everyone knows, and has a fine ass

no way she's exactly like stella

by asdfghjklS June 29, 2009

Stella

Stella is a one of a kind beautiful girl you should never let go. She might just be the most breath taking sight you've ever seen. Usually with brown hair and brown eyes, don't underestimate her and think she is dull because you are way out of her league as it is. Stella is most likely the most stubborn, beautiful, crazy, and loyal girl you have ever met. Every guy wants her, but they are all invisible to her because she has her eyes only set on the man she loves. She's very critical, and can be super mean and vicious if she wants to, but she only acts this way because you have broken her. She can be seductive at points and make you drool and do whatever she wants. She is super intelligent and can read any person like an open book. She is always the center of attention without knowing it, and everyone admires her. Don't get on her bad side though because she will fuck you up in a blink of an eye without regretting it at all. She's crazy and will take you up on any dare to show you she ain't scared of shit. Jot that she has to prove it to you. She's the shit and she knows it. She respects no one, only God and her man. Don't let her go, because you'll fall apart.

Max - Hey, dude, who is that sexy lady o'er there?
Caleb - That's definitely Stella, don't fuck with her though. She's Damien's girl.

by rose1321 March 7, 2019

stella farts

farts the day after drinkin stella the night b4

u betta hold yr nose i got a bad case of stella farts 2day

by sum strange guy November 6, 2007

stella artois

Stella is the phooking daddy!

stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.

Geeza No1: I was on thy most holy stella last night

Geeza No2: Wake up on the bus again mate?

by KickArseKenny November 18, 2004

A Stella Staab

A person who is often mistaken as a goddess. A Stella Staab is a way of describing a girl who is thought to be perfect. Boys think she is irresistible. She is smart and caring, however does not think highly of herself and is very down to earth. Shes is affectionate and if she has a boy friend at the time, he sees himself as the luckiest man alive.

Boyfriends fall so inlove with her and instantly want to spend the rest of their lives with her.

Bob: Wow that girl is a Stella Staab
Smandrew: I know, shes the girl of my dreams

by Andrellion July 16, 2009