door stopper

A penis so huge that it can stop doors

'Jacob: "What is slang for 'big penis'? 'Door stopper?'"

Crowd: lololololololololololololololololol

by Bowieregard December 17, 2010

Backdoor stopper

You convince a naive girl to engage in anal sex while cleverly hidding a sledge hammer under your bed. once she is bent over you bed you reach for the sledge hammer being quiet as possible and without her knowledge you crowhop and slam her ass with the hammer.

"HOLY SHIT!!! i got such a bad backdoor stopper last night. i cant shit for a week!!!"

by playxguitar162 October 6, 2008

Shit Stopper

the act of falling on your ass soo hard that in doing so you loose all feeling and the abilty to shit.

"ouch did you fall on your monkey bone?"
"ahhh thats a shit stopper >_<"

by L0LitsN0rman October 24, 2008

Moment Stopper

The action of stopping a amusing moment by using phrases that would normally end something like this

Johnny:hey George, you know whats ugly? YOUR FACE
Alex, Jake: OHHH, you just got told!!! YAOOOOOOOOOO
Jake: OK GUYS, that's it, no more, the moments over, it's done, that's enough

by jake April 11, 2005

cock stopper

a female that has a large nose, hence preventing her from performing an proper blowjob.

did you see the cock stopper on that bitch?

by jerryduschbag January 13, 2011

Bus Stopper

A person who don't wash his or her ass before getting on a public bus. The smell gets into people's windpipes,and they start gagging for air. A customer pulls the rope for the bus to stop,and then they get off 20 miles before their normal stop.

Bus driver, stop this damn bus ! There is a bus stopper on this bitch ! I will walk the rest of the way,because that chick (stank)!!

by picklebaby May 1, 2012

Go Stopper

A person whose mission in life is to get in the way. To halt forward progress. An obstacle thrower.

I would have been here on time, but I got stuck behind a Go Stopper who was doing 50 mph in the fast lane.

by ShimSham October 12, 2018