stocktons

Shorts modeled by Utah Jazz guard John Stockton, the NBA's all-time assist leader, in which your balls basically hang down further than your shorts. Usually at least 15 inches above the knee.

Yo, did you see the Stocktons Double-D was frontin on Saturday, man that nillas whack.

by B- Didy March 31, 2004

LDB - " Last Dyin Breed " - Stocktone, CA

Last of a Dyin Breed for the real strivers in stocktone

LDB - " Last Dyin Breed " - Stocktone, CA

by L.D.B. October 15, 2011

stocktown

1)A piece of shit ghetto located just south of Sacramento and surrounded by cows. Nothing happens outside of criminal activity.
2) The armpit of California. Never live here.

by The Mute June 25, 2003

StocktonRush

When a man finishes way too early or before even getting it all the way in.

Hey Matt, I heard you and Mac got it on, how was it? It wasn't what I expected, he gave me the StocktonRush.

by SelfTermination June 26, 2023

Stocktonfreude

Pleasure and jokes derived from another person's poor judgement and misfortune that resulted in death.

The internet collectively developed a strong feeling of stocktonfreude when billionaires imploded on the OceanGate Titan while attempting to visit the Titanic.

by DFrizzzle July 18, 2023

stockten

stockten is the nicest person you will ever meat you will have the biggest crush on him hes the life partner you have been waiting for and hes a big trouble maker he has curly hair and big blue eyes

stockten is my crush

by piggy18 March 1, 2018

COACH STOCKOn

cookie bear, little piggy, wrestler.

bro did you see coach stockon today? he's so pookie.

by agwright March 25, 2024