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stiff daddy

A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man
by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019
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sinfvlust

wow sheeeeesh let’s go!!!!!!! best furry on instagram!! my favourite actually. didn’t post on instagram for months yet made 1000 edits in the mean time…must have been too busy with that foot fetish. TEAM GRACE TEAM GRACE!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!
is that an animal sniffing your feet?
no it’s just sinfvlust
by eeeeeeurmum February 3, 2022
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Jerry Seinfeld

He's a funny dude. =)
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