stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 12, 2002

Stippy

Stippy: pronunciation{sTiP-EE} - the description of something that is simple, clean, sleek and fashion forward.

"Aye bro that outfits looking stippy today my guy"
"You peep those shoes?" " Yeah bro those are real stippy"

by ForgiveMeNot April 28, 2019

skimpy nic

The term used to describe a bag of weed sold by some dealers that is supposed to be equivilent to a 5 bag or nickle bag. However, the combination of inflation mixed with the stereotypical personality of drugdealers and that they are always trying ta short you, the bag seems just that, a little short or "skimpy". a skimpy or short nickle bag.

You: Yo homie, you got any trees?
Bum: Watchu need?
You: Lemme cop an 8th?
Bum: Sry, i only sell skimpy nics and 40 bags.

by young hovito February 22, 2008

Stimky

Stinky with an m. It means the same thing but me and my sister thought it sounded cool.

The rudest insult someone can call you. Can mean any insult you want

"Your stimky"
"How rude. I am so offended"
"My maths homework is very stimky"

by StimkyBoi101 May 27, 2020

Stumpy

After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.

DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.

by cc58 January 21, 2006

Stumpy

A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.

Thats an awfully stumpy penis you got there Mr. Bob

by anyonononmous April 3, 2003

Stumpy

A redneck drinking game played out in the country. It is played with a large tree stump, hammer, and nails. Everyone has a nail partly tapped in on the stump and a drink in their hand, preferably a beer. The rotation goes in a circle and each player must flip and catch the hammer mid air and hit someone else's nail. If they drop the hammer or miss a nail, they lose the turn. The last nail standing is winner.

This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury.

Bubba: Man, i got nothin to do tonight..

Bill: Wanna play some stumpy?

Bubba: Hell yea man, stumpy is the best, better grab some nails

by bubbfromthenorth November 21, 2011