Mikhia Stevens

Mikhia Stevens is the friend you never wanted. He will endlessly roast you and make you hate yourself. He's dumb and tall like an ugly deformed giraffe.

Therapist: why do you hate yourself?
Me: well, I'm friends with Mikhia Stevens
Therapist: say less.

by ihateumikhia September 17, 2020

The Shay Stevens Challenge

To begin the Shay Stevens Challenge you must first purchase 2 packets of Strawberry Eclipse Mints. After you have done this you must eat both packets within a one hour time period. After you have eaten both packets you must wait 3 hours for the full effect of the mints to hit. After the full effect has hit you, you must time how long you can hold in the tsunami of diarrhoea that is being held in your bowls.

I just attempted the Shay Stevens Challenge and my asshole is burning

by Yeah65847 September 5, 2018

Stevens

An awkward individual in the social society who is usually quiet but makes weird or unusual remarks when the situation does not call for it.

During class, Rob pulled a Stevens when he whispered "penis in my mouth" many times.

by Cantank February 6, 2009

lake stevens

A small town in washington that is kinda of lame. The only thing entertaining is the Lake, but that gets boring quickly, the town festival (aquafest) is cool, but it's only for three days, and the city council keeps voiting down a skate park.

Basically shitty, and full of rich preppy kids and wangster kids who think they're amazing, but really need to get a reality check, because the best time of their life will be high school, then they'll spend the rest of it flipping burgers at McDonalds.

The schools are full of stoners and kids with issues, especially cavalero, and most kids can't wait to get out of this podunk place and go to college.

Wangster Kid: I'm from lake stevens. I'm gangster as HELL!

Gangster Kid: Bitch! Better get running now!

by The Skittle Queen August 28, 2008

Butthole Stevens

probably the coolest name for a person ever and it can be used for good and bad. Just say it a couple times in your head and you'll f-ing laugh for at least 7 hours straight or can be used for perves named Steven who like to lick butthole.

"You and I are the biggest Butthole Stevens I have ever seen"

by Jobie Trice February 14, 2005

Lake Stevens, Washington

The BEST little town in Washington State. About 15 minuites away from Everett, Washington. Lake Stevens is also known as Lake Town, and is filled with beautiful pot smokers. It also has the biggest selection of super fan for Lake Stevens High School.

I live in Lake Stevens, Washington, and it is the best place to be.

by Morgan12345 February 17, 2009

lee stevens

A big ol homosexual panda. Tends to be found working the street corners.

Lee Stevens is a homosexual panda

by Husker Prodigy February 23, 2015