staten island

A place where there is ALWAYS traffic on the staten island expressway, everyone has an attitude problem, the girls are mostly trash with the exception of a few, mostly everyone lives in connected town houses or condos and thinks their brand new altima's are the hottest thing. They think they are "italian" meanwhile they're "italian-american". I've been to italy and REAL italians are not like Staten Islanders. do yourself a favor if you're ever driving thru staten island KEEP MOVING. The people are garbage! Only if the ppl from staten island couldnt get off that island! ..but luckily enough their TOO POOR too travel anywhere else besides the jersey shore or brooklyn and maybe spring break if they save for months.. so dont worry the rest of the world is safe from them!!

staten island is horrible

by CBruk December 26, 2007

staten island

fake ass "borough" of nyc. the only "borough" without subways. kids from there think the north shore is the worst ghetto out there...even though there's like 2 project buildings on the whole island...there's barely any tough areas in staten island except for maybe parts of stapleton and st. george...which wouldn't equal a fraction of whats bad in jersey. pretty-boy greaseballs try to act black and drive daddy's mercedes around and they're all apparently from the mafia...go figure. they talk shit bout jersey when they finally move there cuz they think its one big farm..and thats only cuz they stay in the mansion they moved into in marlboro or colts neck or one of those towns..yet catch em in a bad area of jersey and they get sent back over the outer bridge in a body bag

Staten island guido: yo bro, you from jersey bro, you got tractors where you live bro?
me: yea we got tractors...but i guess you're just mad cuz you're "boro" has no trains and will always be known as brooklyn's little bitch brother

by you know who it is...you know wut it is September 24, 2005

staten island

5th borough where im from. The North Shore is made up of neighborhoods composed of either minorities (St. George) or crazy rich white people (todt hill dongan hills) and is mostly wack. The south shore where im from is mostly guido-ass italian people like me most of whom buy every 50 cent cd but piss their pants at the sight of an actual black person, and aspire to be eminem. The girls down here are mostly hot, hotter than north shore girls or girls from any other boro.

Staten Island is cool from Eltingvile down, every where else you find ugly girls and gay kids

by nesh March 5, 2005

Staten Island Shuffle

The act of driving up alongside stopped traffic and pulling your car into the front of the line rather than waiting at the back of the line.

Rather than wait in line to merge onto the parkway, I did the Staten Island Shuffle.

by TheFrenchTeacher February 24, 2011

Staten Island

1.A dump in nyc made up of ghetto neigborhoods and crapy beaches.
2. A place were people towk like this
3. A place with few nice neigborhoods like Middlin Beach

My cuzin celine lives in staten island. don't worry, nobody will get her because she lives in middlin beach

by Nick Staner January 7, 2006

Staten Island jellyfish

Its a used condom floating in or around the East River or any other virulent, disease infested, filthy dirty body of water in NYS ..

"Wow I was docking my boat and noticed a Staten Island jellyfish floating by...EEEWWWW Gross"

by Symone...A.K.A Ill NANA November 27, 2013

Staten Island Peekaboo

A high stakes game of composure played while riding the Staten Island Ferry where you have to make eye contact and salute the Statue of Liberty while receiving manual stimulation from your significant other (or a friendly stranger).

True liberation cannot be attained until you've experienced a Staten Island Peekaboo.

by SpaHa Carlito February 7, 2023