Starfucks

The proper (some might say "derogatory", though I hope for the sake of the world they wouldn't) term for the evil coffee making entity sometimes known as Starbucks.

Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).

"I hate Starfucks"
"Don't you mean StarBUCKS?
"No, I assure you, I meant Starfucks."

by Bartender February 21, 2004

starbucks

here is an analogie i hope you get

coffee : starbucks
computer : macintosh

both kind of artsy and not popular among the masses

only the "unique" have a mac or overly strong starbucks

"lets go to the starbucks WiFi and work on our macs and drink coffee"

by A_F October 10, 2005

starbucks stutter

The phenomenon that happens to folks, usually born prior to 1950, at Starbucks when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to order a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by growns and exchanged glances among the snotty Starbucks whores in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $.25 for a cup of coffee.

Jesse: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Sam: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"

by patty browning January 24, 2008

starbucks

synonymous with a smile, a great day, or something that really makes your day better.

anything that makes your life enjoyable, relaxing, and inspiring.

i love you. you are my starbucks.

by Jesse Colburn March 5, 2008

starbucks

A company wrongly targeted, especially here, for exploiting farmers and "taking over the world," Starbucks actually manages about 5-10 percent of the world's coffee. Nice try, everyone.

I can't believe people complain about Starbucks. I bet they wouldn't be complaining if they were intelligent enough to purchase Starbucks stock.

by RUStupid? September 10, 2008

woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup

A description of a person who claims to be woke but who isn't cognizant of or willing to address their complicity in the systems of oppression they inveigh against.

That girl is woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup. She be talkin bout the plight of women in Myanmar while she's steady wearing those UGG boots.

Katy Perry is woke as woke as Fuck with a Starbucks cup! She cut her hair and is trying to portray herself as this conscious, feminist artist, all the while living in a mansion bought from the millions she made while being a pinup , perfect, pop princess.

by Barrumundii August 23, 2019

starbucks

A widespread corporation that makes coffee, i don't care if it is 'the mans' way of drinking coffee, its is delicious. Granted, i don't like their stylings, like the smooth jazz playing in every branch, or the artsy fartsy stuff on the walls, or the names like decaf white chocolate bold mocha latte with cream, and then the description is, a bold, intriguing beverage, but i just like the coffee

ex.1: some guy: dude, i can't believe you bought that £2 coffee from 'the corporation'
me: shut up and let me drink my coffee

ex.2: me: what is a java mocha latte?
clerk: it is an invigorating, intriguing, bold bevarage from the foothills of mexico
me: does it taste good?
clerk: uuuh i don't know

ex.3: preppy scenester: oh, i love the smooth jazz stylings and intriguing art of this place (sips coffee) oh, this coffe is so smooth
me: shut up and let me drink my coffee

by amatar September 13, 2005