Ghetto Stance

The widest available stance on a snowboard, usually accompanied by baggy pants.

Saw some dude at the hill rocking some baggy pants and a really ghetto stance.

by BOOOSTKIING November 12, 2011

Battleship Stance

The sexual act of filling five holes on a girl with five penises to sink the battleship. Most Battleship Stances use the vagina, asshole, mouth and two holes made with the hands. Other holes including large ear canals, empty eye sockets and open wounds.

The party was a sausage fest 'cause there were 5 guys and one girl. Then Lisa went into Battleship Stance and the parrty was lit. We sunk her battleship and drowned her in cum.

by BeeToTheRyan June 17, 2016

buffalo stance

to be stubborn

I dont know

by toy October 10, 2003

wide stance

The need to use a public restroom, especially for those who abhor the lack of privacy, and find it hard to "go", in such facilities, but are forced to out of a sense of urgency.

Honey, I'm at the Atlanta airport and I hate to tell ya, but I have to take a WIDE STANCE.

by The Reluctant Wide Stancer June 28, 2011

buffalo stance

Standing in the posture typical of a person from Buffalo, New York, USA.

We always hang in a Buffalo Stance.

by Chaz May 27, 2019

wide stance

to expel excrement from the bowels via the anal canal; move one's bowels .

"I busted a wide stance in the Minnesota airport and things went terribly awry," said Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho).

by Mason Lerner October 16, 2007

Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011