stalker

guardian stranger

What a stalker. He said guardian stranger.

by you know me but i don't know y December 16, 2011

StAlKeR

A girl who lost their best guy friend to another girl and now constantly calls and asks her "past best guy friend" questions all of the time about the other girl and him because she is so obsessive and has been replaced.

Now that SHE has been replaced by ME she is calling him all of the time and asking him if we have spooned and then doesn't even believe him, and comes and asks me....who does that?!?!

by SeXtRiSt November 30, 2003

stalker

a girl that follows you in a purple eclipse for hours...

and hours and hours of stalker...

by as;kdfjakwln January 19, 2009

stalker

A games player who skulks about in the back ground looking for an opportunity to kill Mame and torture, usually has all the best guns on a game and all the best hiding places and probably put 30 quid into the online game to buy guns and characters and pretend that hes just great at the game, with the name Steven and sits to long phoning his girlfriend who usually fashion mad woman with a ring tone that would drop a horses anal contents half a field away.

That Stalker is a hacking bastard, he uses that gun again and i am out of here!

by shuggiedoox2 September 13, 2009

stalker

a horrible horney fucking bastard who is a player and wants his dick to get some attention which we all know wont happen thank god

goes by the name of josh, (aka,frank,minnie mouse)who we all hate

by kristin June 25, 2004

stalker

emily sika

"you know that girl emily sika?"
"you mean that girl who is a stalker and likes everyones pictures and knows everything about everyone?"
"yeah, she appeared at my house last night"

by SUSANBANTHONY June 24, 2012

stalker

Man or women who is attracted to you in the creepiest way.
Could do all of the below:

. Find every single bit of information there is about you on Facebook
. Stare at you with a creepy smile every second of the day
. You may find them standing outside your window
. Usually someone very unattractive
. They will appear at every restaurant/café you go to
. Will drool whenever looking at you

CAUTION: If you come across a stalker, take three steps back and run.

Guy 1: Dude, I think the new girl's a stalker...

Guy 2: *gasps* I'll book you a ticket to Africa. Pack your bags... QUICK!

by Poodam September 19, 2015