by you know me but i don't know y December 14, 2011
A girl who lost their best guy friend to another girl and now constantly calls and asks her "past best guy friend" questions all of the time about the other girl and him because she is so obsessive and has been replaced.
Now that SHE has been replaced by ME she is calling him all of the time and asking him if we have spooned and then doesn't even believe him, and comes and asks me....who does that?!?!
by SeXtRiSt November 30, 2003
and hours and hours of stalker...
by as;kdfjakwln October 08, 2008
A games player who skulks about in the back ground looking for an opportunity to kill Mame and torture, usually has all the best guns on a game and all the best hiding places and probably put 30 quid into the online game to buy guns and characters and pretend that hes just great at the game, with the name Steven and sits to long phoning his girlfriend who usually fashion mad woman with a ring tone that would drop a horses anal contents half a field away.
by shuggiedoox2 September 13, 2009
a horrible horney fucking bastard who is a player and wants his dick to get some attention which we all know wont happen thank god
by kristin June 26, 2004
"you know that girl emily sika?"
"you mean that girl who is a stalker and likes everyones pictures and knows everything about everyone?"
"yeah, she appeared at my house last night"
"you mean that girl who is a stalker and likes everyones pictures and knows everything about everyone?"
"yeah, she appeared at my house last night"
by SUSANBANTHONY June 22, 2012
Man or women who is attracted to you in the creepiest way.
Could do all of the below:
. Find every single bit of information there is about you on Facebook
. Stare at you with a creepy smile every second of the day
. You may find them standing outside your window
. Usually someone very unattractive
. They will appear at every restaurant/café you go to
. Will drool whenever looking at you
CAUTION: If you come across a stalker, take three steps back and run.
Could do all of the below:
. Find every single bit of information there is about you on Facebook
. Stare at you with a creepy smile every second of the day
. You may find them standing outside your window
. Usually someone very unattractive
. They will appear at every restaurant/café you go to
. Will drool whenever looking at you
CAUTION: If you come across a stalker, take three steps back and run.
Guy 1: Dude, I think the new girl's a stalker...
Guy 2: *gasps* I'll book you a ticket to Africa. Pack your bags... QUICK!
Guy 2: *gasps* I'll book you a ticket to Africa. Pack your bags... QUICK!
by Poodam August 13, 2015