When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.
Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022
Get the The Squincher Squeezemug. I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.
Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
Get the Mustard Squeezemug. A type of potluck party in which groping is encouraged and bringing a side dish is required. Mostly suited for perverts.
"Hey Dave, are you going to Jerry's party tonight?"
"No. It's a Squeeze and Feed. I'm not into that anymore."
"No. It's a Squeeze and Feed. I'm not into that anymore."
by rjwNU1 February 14, 2012
Get the Squeeze and Feedmug. A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price
Reddit has been able to short squeeze meme stocks such as Gamestop which made big hedge funds lose billions
by Mrstonks January 28, 2021
Get the Short Squeezemug. John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.
Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.
Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.
by pookabear July 13, 2011
Get the Squeezing a Muppetmug. /skwēzˌkāv/
noun: squeeze cave; plural noun: squeeze caves
1.
a name for the location where one takes a poop, an enclosed chamber, typically with three to four walls, in a building or in public.
synonyms: pooper, shitter, crap tank, my office;
noun: squeeze cave; plural noun: squeeze caves
1.
a name for the location where one takes a poop, an enclosed chamber, typically with three to four walls, in a building or in public.
synonyms: pooper, shitter, crap tank, my office;
Shit, Linda, I think we're going to be late since I need to hit up the squeeze cave before we can visit your parents.
by -rm -rf January 7, 2019
Get the squeeze cavemug. to jerk off, masturbate
by The Bold Avenger October 6, 2015
Get the squeezing the chickenmug.