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Squeeze and Feed

A type of potluck party in which groping is encouraged and bringing a side dish is required. Mostly suited for perverts.
"Hey Dave, are you going to Jerry's party tonight?"

"No. It's a Squeeze and Feed. I'm not into that anymore."
by rjwNU1 February 14, 2012
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Mustard Squeeze

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.
I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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Squeezing a Muppet

Shitting in different colors.... ex: green, pink, blue, etc.
John: Damn I am squeezing a muppet. I don't even know if that looked normal.

Andy: John, you should visit a doctor about that.
by pookabear July 13, 2011
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Premature Squeeze

The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.
I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.
by NB44 October 4, 2017
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squeeze cave

/skwēzˌkāv/

noun: squeeze cave; plural noun: squeeze caves
1.
a name for the location where one takes a poop, an enclosed chamber, typically with three to four walls, in a building or in public.

synonyms: pooper, shitter, crap tank, my office;
Shit, Linda, I think we're going to be late since I need to hit up the squeeze cave before we can visit your parents.
by -rm -rf January 7, 2019
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Squeeze tube

referring to a penis.
she grabbed my dick like it was a Squeeze tube.
by sincklefritz383 February 5, 2010
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