Spotted Dick

Something Morgan Freeman has.

Spotted dick.. I thought that was something Morgan Freeman has.

by TheJockStrapStrangler August 8, 2016

Sporked

Becoming owned beyond ownage. THE ULTIMATE OWNAGE!

You got sporked!

You totally got sporked!

Never spork the spork.

by Anthony Caggiano October 11, 2006

SPOTTED OWL

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.

A SPOTTED OWL is when you are having anal sex with a chick on the rag and you yank out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.

by Bernie: May 8, 2006

spotted cow

Rural English slang: female virginity. Encountered mostly in suggestive songs.

I asked "My dear, why do you cry?"
"I've lost me spotted cow!" said she.
"Then let us search within your lawn!
And we shall see what we shall see"

by Weaselsmasher May 10, 2006

Shorted

When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.

When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.

by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010

spotted owl

The term spotted owl means ass.

It originated on the TESF board where it automatically replaced the word "ass" through the autocensor. Once the board switched to replacing curse words with the word "censored" in brackets, the term's intentional use increased as older members referenced the old autocensor.

You're such a spotted owl.

by awesofrickintastic October 23, 2007

spored

to be under the influence of psychedelic mushrooms.

Running around naked in the rain in the summertime when you're spored feels amazing.

by NatashaLynn January 16, 2008