Spooning

The act of taking a spoon and smacking a person you'd prefer not be in acquaintances with.

Lynn: Hey Stupid Nobody
Me: Ew I don't like you *begins spooning Lynn*

by ocb2000 December 13, 2014

spooning

the acr of an individual stabbing another with a spoon.

he kept spooning me in the chest.

by anonimouze May 17, 2009

Spooning

The art of strategically balancing one or more spoons on the tip of your nose or your face. Ultimately, it is a spoon balancing act.

"Lets do some spooning!"

"what!?!?"

*balances spoon on nose*

"OHHHHHH!"

by iknowweknowUNO October 31, 2011

spoon

When having sex, a woman puts her back to a mans chest and they have sex like that...still up the pussy

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

spoon

An act used by men to get laid

Spooning leads to forking

by cdwraw May 18, 2010

Spooning

There are two definitions of spooning.
1. Basically when a guy and a girl cuddle and the guy leans up against the girl’s back like a spoon.
2. Another term for anal, which is a kind of sex that can only be described as a guy sticking his dick in a girl’s butt.

I think she’s my perfect spooning size.

by 1251strokes February 18, 2018

spoon

1. A utensil that you use to eat food with.
2. A very fun thing to use to poke people with.
3. A weapon used to gouge out an enemy's eyes with.

I poke badgers with spoons!

by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005