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Spontaneous cumbustion

We didn't even get to have sex due to spontaneous cumbustion.
by Dougageddon February 16, 2021
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spontaneous image

that girl just sent me the most spontaneous image ever. never knew an ass could look so good!
by idfkwhattodaypuzzy May 16, 2021
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Spontaneousness

Doing alot of things spontaneously with a friend whilst bored in the school holidays.

Spontanaeity fun choredom
Jumping on a train coz you have $4 and you don't want to go home so you end up in the wop wops.

Going to see a movie coz you have absolutely nothing better to do.

Walking down the road at midnight to your local park coz you can't sleep.

Staying at one's house for a week coz you can't be bothered moving.

These are all prime examples of spontaneousness!! =
by j_clark135 October 15, 2010
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spontaneous alcoholic zynflation

The body's increased demand for Zyn's as it consumes alcohol, typically occuring in someone who reguarly uses Zyns.
"Hey man could I get another Zyn?"
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."
by MoneyyMitch February 10, 2025
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Spontaneousness

Person 1: "I love the Spontaneousness."
Person 2: "That isn't a word. It's Spontaneity."
by WordyWords September 13, 2017
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Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

An event that occurs when your male
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".

Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love
"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)
by lazirus July 8, 2004
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Spontaneous Beer Bong

Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.
I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.
by ClayJ October 25, 2008
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