Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

An event that occurs when your male
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".

Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love

"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)

by lazirus July 8, 2004

Spontaneous Beer Bong

Similar to that of spontaneous combustion but involving a beer bong.

I was walking down the street and all of the sudden I did a spontaneous beer bong from a stranger on a party bus.

by ClayJ October 25, 2008

Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma

(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.

"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"

by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010

spontaneous spazticitus

a condition that involves sudden spazziness in all forms. The only way to treat this is to remove yourself from situations that could cause spasm attacks of any kind.

I suffer from spontaneous spazticitus. It makes it very difficult.

by person...... July 9, 2010

spontaneous neanderthalism

The process by which an ofspring from a nice family becomes a jerk.

Joel's mom is so nice, but he's such a bigot. Must be a case of spontaneous neanderthalism.

by JavaJaneOhio August 12, 2010

Spontaneousness

Doing alot of things spontaneously with a friend whilst bored in the school holidays.

Spontanaeity fun choredom

Jumping on a train coz you have $4 and you don't want to go home so you end up in the wop wops.

Going to see a movie coz you have absolutely nothing better to do.

Walking down the road at midnight to your local park coz you can't sleep.

Staying at one's house for a week coz you can't be bothered moving.

These are all prime examples of spontaneousness!! =

by j_clark135 October 15, 2010

Spontaneous Turntuption

The act of turning up unexpectedly

Last night, Mike and I were just having beer watching some TV, next thing I know theres 30 people in my apartment doing jäger bombs. It was a serious case of spontaneous turntuption

by Steve Brule April 2, 2015