splork

to ejaculate or an ejaculate

No splorking on others!
Keep your splork to yourself

by Anonymous November 7, 2002

splikit

depending on the circumstances it may mean fuck you or have a great day.

She deserves a SPLIKIT! SPPPLLLIIIKKIIITTTT!!! What the SPLIKIT! SPLIKIT TO THAT!

by WHAT THA ... THA ... THA ... April 29, 2011

sploit

when you lick the vagina and cum comes out.

i was licking and "sploit" "sploit"

by Giggidy GangK$ta September 17, 2003

sploint

A large rolled marijuana cigarette

Drew rolled up a wicked sploint

by Mark Ford April 22, 2003

splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008

Splook

When your penis fires out its sperm after you masterbate.

I Splooked so hard there were spider webs in my room!!

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

splork

a spork that swims.
the best sounding word ever. if you concentrate on pronouncing it just so, it feels all crisp and neat-o.

Ya know when everything is feeling all sloppy and garglyga? Say splork, making sure to hit all of the consonants just right. Everything will feel better afterward.

by joyanonymous June 12, 2006