apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017

Poo Poo Splatter

Another version of the Shotgun Shittys; but the recipient receives the coronovirus from a thoughtless trip to the local Chinese Buffet during another viral pandemic from the asian continent. All dog meat products produced for human consumption are tainted as to strike the hi-fi, large consuming, thick wasted dumb round eye.

Oh shit, I fucked up... I went to a Chinese buffet and contracted the coronovirus. Left there with poo poo splatter.

by Shotgun Shitter January 26, 2020

cunt splatter

A massive explosionn of vaginal juices

While fingering Erika, her cunt splatter went all over the walls.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.

Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.

by Mathias Orion June 15, 2006

sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.

Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.

by Tack January 24, 2006

fecal splatter

Fecal splatter is the substance emitted from ones anal cavity. Fecal splatter is no ordinary extrement, as it is a viscous gloopy substance. Fecal splatter emerges from ones buttocks in a similar fashion to "I'm a firing my lazer". Fecal splatter can only be discribed as a most unpleasant experience, and requires an abundance of wiping.

Charles: William, can I draw thoust attention to my unsatisfactory experience within thines porcelain throne?

William: What might thoust experience within those walls?

Charles: From within that very cubicle, from the gates of hell I unleashed a mighty tsnami of feces. Alright I'll give it to ya straight, it was fecal splatter

by LifeIsFutile June 24, 2016

black lives splatter

an amazing game, created by a retard from 4chan.

guy 1: hey wanna come over?
guy 2: nah, i'm staying home and playing the hit game called black lives splatter!

by runte November 14, 2020