Blap Splat

to strike a female on the forehead or facial area with your penis (blap) repeatedly until ejaculate is released onto the victim. see: Blap

"I was having so much fun with my meatsword on her face that I nailed her with a Blap Splat! Bitch was pissed!"

by millambar March 29, 2012

Splat Smack

(V) The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then smacking her face with enough force to knock the sperm out.

That splat smack you gave Monica ruined my new jacket.

by SillyAsianEngineeringGuy July 11, 2008

anal splat

where a person has uncontrollable daihorear where you can not make it to the toilet or where if you make it the pan of the toilet is covered in pooh.

"oh dude i think i had anal spatted my pants"

"oh my god sean has just anal splatted the toilet pan"

by fazak kid May 15, 2006

buzzy splat

something that happens all of a sudden that is really cool

I was walkin down the street and I found a dub on the floor. that was straight buzzy splatiin!

by Elijah420 October 14, 2006

woo splats

The name often given to the grouping of seminal fluid, often found upon clothing and domestic surfaces.

There were many of us around my gaff and it was all going off, fellas and their ladies, a cataclysm of woo splats was to be the result.

by Sex Pie February 26, 2004

krr splat

The sound a homophobe makes when flung from the top of the Empire State Building and lands on the pavement.

"Ahhhhhhh!"
Krr Splat!

by Brainiac January 09, 2005

splicity splat

When some thing is dripping or splashing.

The water fountain was splicity splat and it splashed on a weird jid named joe longley.

by M_J_ July 08, 2005