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cable spaghetti

The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.
"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."
by Kelly November 18, 2004
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gold bond spaghetti

Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.
It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.
by Dustin LaWynne May 28, 2009
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jeffy spaghetti

jesus christ in an alternate universe woooooooaaaahhhhh
by spaghetti jeff January 22, 2018
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spaghetti lesbian

A female who is straight until she is wet.
That bitch is a spaghetti lesbian. (Spahghetti is straight until you cook it by getting it wet)
by Jessikarr March 21, 2008
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spaghetti junction

Junction 6 of the M6 in north Birmingham. Intersection of the M6, A38(M), A38, and A5127. Most complex junction in UK. Notorious for jams, busiest section of road in Europe.
"Theres a 20 mile tailback from spaghetti..."
by oracle January 25, 2005
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Dong Spaghetti

Dong spaghetti is when you come a thick white stream and it looks like spaghetti is cumming out of your penis.
"Man that bitch ate my dong spaghetti for dinner."
by Seanballs February 22, 2008
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spilling spaghetti

Typically found on 4chan, spilling spaghetti means acting in a socially inept way/doing something awfully awkward
it's just 20 minutes of retards spilling spaghetti, misunderstanding each other and getting nowhere
it's not fun or entertaining

Like all things its just intense shitposting, majority of anons here cant even talk to their parents much less a child without spilling spaghetti some do it just to invoke that feeling like going to /pol/ and just baiting obvious vile shit for reactions

I will be a tiny bit disappointed if they dont have a scene of Suletta spilling spaghetti all over the floor because she has no idea how to dance or conduct herself like the country bumpkin she is

why do they seem so painfully, autistically, awkward on stage? all of them are spilling spaghetti everywhere
by DaireenM November 26, 2022
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