Sweaty Shitbag

A fat guy in gym who sucks at every sport but when somebody makes a mistake, can't serve, or doesn't hit the ball properly rolls his eyes and says very loudly in his fat-guy voice, "What was THAT!" or "Why would you just stand there?"
The person most likely to have a ball aimed at his head. Most often raped by his father during early childhood. His mother never loved him. See also plink ball hog

Victoria tries to serve the volleyball, tries her best, and it lands just in front of the net. Bret, who happens to be a Sweaty Shitbag, moans to his boyfriend, Dimitri, also a Sweaty Shitbag, and then they guffaw, miss many more balls, and after class go have sex in the locker room.

by Laura (ARSON!) March 5, 2008

Shitbag

Many, or a lot, too many or overloaded

There are a whole shitbag of cables in that cabinet.

by Tim Wright May 8, 2006

shitbagger

A person with severe anorexia who bags and weighs their excrement.

"I found another sack of human waste left by the infamous shitbagger."

by IAmUnimaginative May 9, 2008

shitbag

One who's last name starts with Strux and end in ness...

Struxness is a total shitbag!!!!

by Sammy August 12, 2003

shitbag

Someone whos general apperance or actions are subpair or lacking any initiative improve.

shitbag or shitbags commonly used in military to describe others that are unsatisfactory. That guy is a fucking shitbag; he is always sitting around.

by craigizzla April 9, 2006

Shitbag

When something is so grossly shitty, you need more emphasis than just exclaiming a simple "shit" . See also, shitbags or shitarded.

Holy shitbag, I feel like I'm going to puke

by AshMil123 February 14, 2008

Shitbag

A person who has died whilst attempting a cheap thing in a video game, or who has simply been embarrassed.

Pedro: That's right, shitbag.

or

Get owned, you f***in shitbag.

by PicnicBasket December 3, 2009