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by EdFooyoung May 19, 2006

Because of that bastard Nicholas Sparks, whenever I watch a movie with my girl, it has to be "The Notebook."
by The Dude Who's Rude and Crude June 10, 2009

Keeps you up, and F**ks you up.
Josh, I would like to partake in an inhibition lowering beverage so that I may preform exceedingly dangerous/foolish activities, yet I wish to remain awake long enough to do said activities.
Joel, drink Sparks Plus
Joel, drink Sparks Plus
by Terry F April 25, 2008

A lazy student's best guide to getting out of wasting 5 hours a night to read some lame ass book.Pretty much the act of reading a book summary.
Matthew:Oh shit! I forgot to read my book for English class!
Me:Spark Notes that shit in second period yo.
Me:Spark Notes that shit in second period yo.
by JizzyJan December 9, 2009

To shoot a gun.
"You da type to go spark metal and start thinkin' you gangsta cuz you hit a parked yellow van." -Lloyd Banks
Your dad: "Look sport! There's a deer! Quick, spark metal!"
Your bitch ass: "I can't! Animals are people too."
Your dad: "You little fucking bitch."
(shoots you)
Your dad: "Look sport! There's a deer! Quick, spark metal!"
Your bitch ass: "I can't! Animals are people too."
Your dad: "You little fucking bitch."
(shoots you)
by Nick D November 24, 2003

Having an orange hairy arse.
by Screamin January 12, 2009
