swaggot

A person that thinks that they are full of swag just because they wear designer clothing, their parents spoil them, they have an iPhone, they drive their parents car around, or just because they play sports. These people will listen to pop music, and think that this genre of music is the best genre of music. The people they will orgasm over are: Taylor Swift, Trash Rapers, Girls that upload annoying love songs on youtube because their boyfriend doesn't love them or just because they have a mental illness, and other "top" pop music writers. These people will constantly be on their iPhone which they praise to be the best smart phone on the market, but anyone with a brain knows that isn't true. They will devote their time to such apps as: Facebook, instegram, and snap chat. They will pretend they have real lives just because they have a social media account that they see as important. These people are very often disrespectful and very aggressive. They will spread rumors and create lies just to advance their ranking in the pointless game of popularity which will not advantage them in their future. They will converse in conversations that are about: Sports {overly too much I mean}, pop culture, gossip, the latest pop songs, Taylor Swift, and their social media updates. These people care so much about their physical image that they will only wear designer clothing.

That kid Brad is so cool, though he is a swaggot.

by Arcgangelmichael December 13, 2014

spaggethi

A type of food for geese.

Example: I can't do more than 4 pushups without my spaggethi.

I can't do more than 4 pushups without my spaggethi

by Mr.Geese May 5, 2015

spaggett

A substance you should never touch by any FUCKING circumstance.

Tom: *Touches spaggett*
Jim: *Launches lazer beam obliterating Tom coming from his penis*

by Nibber Fabbot May 13, 2018

shaggot

someone who is incredibly small in size and is also a homosexual

Kyan rotherram is such a shaggot

by Theboys69 September 19, 2022

Saggot

Basically a sagger but it is better

Oh gosh, we got another saggot here...

by Boovian March 15, 2023

spaggetiosam

Someone whos cool, artistic, and somewhat autistic. Never making you feel left out and loves you no matter what if they’re your friend.

Person 1: “Hey, is that a spaggetiosam?”
Person 2: “I think it is! No wonder why my dick is extremely grasping for a clench right now!”

by mewskott August 18, 2023

spaggetiosam

A group of people whos name is sam and enjoy eating spaggetios. They are typically artistic and autistic at the same time. They always care for their friends at least.

Person 1: Who is that dude that likes spaggetios again?
Person 2: Oh you mean that spaggetiosam over there?

by mewskott August 18, 2023