Spicy Hamilton

When you give someone lysol wipes instead of baby wipes

I gave him a spicy hamilton and he hasn't been able to sit right for a week.

by Itisalongstory November 23, 2019

Spicy Vagrant

Adds a new school twist to the classic Hot Carl / Hot Carlos. Step 1. Eat large, spicy ethnic meal (use Ethiopian or Kenyan food for best results). Step 2. Find sleepy / passed out vagrant. Step 3. Gently place a sheet of saran wrap over his / her mouth. Step 4. Drop trou and lay a spicy coiler over and into the saran wrap. Step 5 (optional). If you are feeling daring and aroused, style points can be added by pushing your dick through the poop and breaking the saran wrap barrier. Step 6. Profit!

Man, did you see the hobo out side the office this morning? Looks like someone pulled a "Spicy Vagrant" on him last night.

Damn, I feel terrible today, I passed out at the party last night and someone laid a "spicy Vagrant" on me. Fuckers!

by El Guappo June 11, 2009

Spicy Spinach

A hipster synonym for marijuana

Got anymore of that spicy spinach?

by topless_ghost July 11, 2011

Spicy poop

Fecal matter that contains trace spices, peppers, chilis, or oils from the person's last meal, causing the pooper anal discomfort or burning, ranging from mild to severe. This discomfort occurs while pooping and possibly up to 24 hours thereafter, dependent on level of spiciness of the consumed food.

Dude, after eating "El Burrito Diablo" from that mexican place, I have had spicy poop 3 times this morning alone. This is worse than when i ate the Atomic Wings!

by milkacow October 8, 2010

Spicy MacGregor

A Spicy MacGregor is essentially giving head (or sometimes rimming) with an irritant, such as after eating spicy foods.
Constructed in the fashion of other colourful 'ethnic' innuendos, such as Dirty Sanchez and Mexican Lipstick.Coined in the webcomic Lucid TV.

"So, yeah, that's pretty much how you do a Spicy MacGregor."

by Rhademanthus January 7, 2008

Spicy Daddy

This man is the spiciest gentleman in the room. This title is non-sexual. Jeff Goldblum likes to be called daddy when he eats hot wings. Currently held by Dustin of Kutztown University.

-Hey brotein, who the fuck is that guy?
- Brofessor, that is fucken Spicy daddy. The spiciest man on campus.
- Holy dog shit, Jeff Goldblum really likes to be called Spicy daddy when he eats hot wings....

by Monstamikebulla December 12, 2018

depressingly spicy

When a situation isn't how you want it to be, but it benefits you.

Person 1: "They don't have the expensive top I wanted to get in my size. It's so depressingly spicy."
Person 2: "Yeah you really wanted it but you didn't need it and you'll save your money."

by Catherine Dif January 30, 2019