Sombitch

From the redneck dialect of english to it's northern hillbilly counterpart use of the term "sombitch" varies wildly. The word itself is a shortened version of the phrase "son of a bitch" and is both an insult and term of endearment. Also commonly used by hunters to refer to males of their target species

"Billy bob you ol' sombitch!" Or "well i finally shot that sombitch"

by Thatsombitch January 8, 2022

Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022

talking somebody head off

Talking someone's head off is basically talking tooooo much

Bruh why you always talking somebody head off but don't ever pop off.

by SlangTalkerExpert June 25, 2014

always sometimes

Certain to be occasional.

My dog always sometimes has an accident in the house.

by Alys D. Millionaire July 2, 2016

laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle

to laugh at somebody out of sheer fondness of that person

If you can laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle and he doesn't feel offended, you can call him your friend.

by blueeyedsoul February 14, 2012

National Give Somebody a Hug Day

On December 3rd

Me-Hey want a hug

Her-Why

Me-Because it’s national Give Somebody a hug day

by Gdog2006 November 24, 2019

somebody ripped my stick

somebody ripped or stole your surfboard

first coined in the late seventys/ early eightys, made popular byt the surf punks in the song of the same name

whoah man, somebody ripped my stick, it was hella rad, im gunna kill that prick!

by derek minneker January 13, 2008