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diamond sombrero

a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.
Many a player has worn the golden sombrero but few have worn the diamond sombrero
by Woody Thomas June 13, 2007
mugGet the diamond sombreromug.

Dirty Sombrero

Where a female shits on a male’s head and squishes a sombrero onto the shit covered head
The smell of poop remained in Jerome’s hair after his girlfriend performed a dirty sombrero on him
by Trtl4lyf October 8, 2017
mugGet the Dirty Sombreromug.

Sombrero

Hat in spanish, but mostly refered to a typical mexican hat thanks to white USA people. By the way, 5 of May isn't Mexico's independence day.
-Yo, look at my sombrero!-

-Johny please, stop saying words in languages that you don't know
by Neith<3 July 27, 2019
mugGet the Sombreromug.

Seattle Sombrero

When you dip your uncircumcised penis into a cup of coffee, and then stretch it over another persons nose.
My friend kept falling asleep at work, so i gave him a little "seattle sombrero" to get him through the day!
by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022
mugGet the Seattle Sombreromug.

bogan sombrero

A description for when the roof lining of said bogans commy ( commodore, automobile), or car of choice starts to fall away and sag, to the point of draping over the car driver or other occupants like a wide hat, or sombrero
Yeah mate watch your head as you get in the car, the roof’s sagging and I can’t afford to fix it until dole week. No worries mate, ive always wanted to wear a bogan sombrero
by Jaswahn November 20, 2020
mugGet the bogan sombreromug.

Phenix City Sombrero

When a trashy white girl eats Taco Bell then gets jizzed in her asshole by her brothers, cousins, uncles, and close friends then let’s it marinate for a good 20 - 30 mins. Then she voids all excrement leaving a delicious nut stained Mexican delicacy.
Damn Darlene… I really have a hankerin’ for another one of them “deeeeeeluctible”Phenix city Sombreros. Call up the boys sweetheart. Aye! Aye! Aye!
by LordofLadonia August 7, 2022
mugGet the Phenix City Sombreromug.

polish sombrero

Paper toilet seat cover used in public restrooms.
That toilet sees a lot of use, be sure to use a Polish sombrero to protect your skin.
by eggdrop03 September 21, 2023
mugGet the polish sombreromug.

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