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Pony Soldier

Someone who offends you, but you're not sure why.
You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier.
by atyson February 11, 2020
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Soldering Iron

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot
You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron
by Dillon Farnum April 1, 2005
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Wall Slider

A person who has just heard bad news and then rushes to the nearest wall and places thier back to it and slides down as they weep and scream.
I was watching maury povich show and after he told Shawanda that the 8th man tested was NOT the father, she ran backstage and turned into a wall slider.
by sbd April 9, 2006
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Fuck this for a game of soldiers!

Historically soldiers were notorious for becoming engaged in silly and most times (e.g. the game of the "bisquit") non-sense games to kill the time, practice that over time gave them a poorly credible connotation and stereotype. Hence this old fashioned colloquialism (the original version was Sod this for a game of soldiers) compares the foolishness of a certain action/thing with that of "a game of soldiers"
Man 1: Hey Jim lets swallow as much bleach as possible, just to feel what it feels like.

Man 2:You must have gone bonkers, fuck this for a game of soldiers!
by Jonk May 26, 2008
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roman soldier helmet

The act of placing you ballsack on someone's eyes, and then laying your hose down their nose.
When my wife woke up this morning, she had a hard time seeing because i fitted her for a roman soldier helmet.
by yambag021 January 15, 2008
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soldier of culture

A person who fights for culture, especially when it comes to first amendment issues. A soldier of culture appreciates diversity and never disrespects other artists or their efforts. Especially at awards shows.
The soldier of culture stopped the book burning.
by quesondriac October 21, 2010
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Soldering Iron

A tool used for soldering circuits and for stabbing people in the face, particularly by Christopher Walken
Wha-shoo-say? You're talking to me all wrong...its the wrong tone...you do it again and i'll stab in the face with a soldering iron!
by theblurfromjoisy July 28, 2010
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