soccer

Sport that all the sexy men play.
Guys with great, muscular legs! Yummy!

Man, he plays soccer, what a hottie!!

by soccer July 15, 2003

soccer

a sport that americans ignore, except for one month every 4 years, when they act like they give a rat's ass about the sport. once the US team is eliminated from the world cup, they ignore soccer once again.

soccer is futbol to many. but in the us, we like football.

dude, seriously, i mean i'm a big sports fan. i love football, hockey, baseball, basketball, racing, boxing- hell, i'll even watch bowling. but i just find soccer boring.

by Eye In The Sky June 23, 2006

soccer

The best sport known to man. Takes a shit load of indurance and speed.. i would know im a soccer player..soccer kicks ass |..|,

If you dont like soccer.. call me at 1-800-eat-shit
asshole

by Nick Valadao July 23, 2004

soccer

Probably an excellent game, I never watch it, but is heavily criticed because of the determination to watch an entire game at once, and the fact that many players get a tap on the leg and fall to the ground as if having there leg shattered and someone shooting them in the chest. Then they become magically fine by the power of the band-aid and/or ointment.

Did you see that soccer game yesterday?


No, I fell asleep after the 38th minute.

by mp1840 February 8, 2009

soccer

A very entertaining sport played by kicking a black and white ball around and into a net if possible.

Soccer is so fun!

by 25IMF June 21, 2019

soccer.

great sport to play i think, especially at night

"soccer is my life, i love it"

by mdawg89 April 27, 2005

soccer

A sport that is highly criticized in the U.S. because we completely suck at it and our international team cant do shit right in the world cup.

Probably the greatest sport ever, which requires you to be in top notch shape, unlike another sport where it doesn't matter if you're fat as hell, you can still play.

The World Cup of soccer is the most watched event in the world, with over 1 billion people watching.

by Fuckitall June 29, 2006