snocket

a booger ejected forcibly into a shared space, like a workroom or restaurant (portmanteau of snot + rocket)

Sir, your snocket landed on my girlfriend's food. I believe that you owe her a replacement meal!
Not only wasn't she wearing a mask, she was blowing effing snockets all over the elevator! Gross!
Cover your snocket!

by Mic Rofoon July 29, 2022

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snacket

Verb: To hold your hand up in front of your face and thereby intercept a #snocket, then lick it off of your hand as a snack.
Noun: Such a snack so produced.
(derived from #snocket = a portmanteau of snot + rocket + snack)

Hey, Bub! Next time you feel inclined to launch a #snocket, snacket!
I'm not sure which is worse--a #snocket or a snacket!
I'm starved! All I've had all day are a couple of snackets!

by Mic Rofoon July 29, 2022

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snucker

1 Here's a candy bar under the fog of shrinkflation. The same wrapper, the more empty space. You (I)) buy it, eat it, regret it. But yum.

2 You're a snucker for paying the same price for a smaller bar. We both remember with a degree of fondness the rubust Sn*cker Bars of yesteryear. Solid bicameral geometry, an elegant ripple of top chocolate goodness. For the suggestion box: give users the option for having the Bar scored in thirds, not quarters. Thank you.

You're a snucker for paying a lot for not so much candy

by Chalum Leau July 12, 2024

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Snicket

A small, winged-creature, much like a bird, with a teeny tringle shaped beakut and pink grippers. They are very sweet in nature most of the time, but occasionally they can experience 12 seconds of rile. Symptoms include gripper kicks and mega pecks.

Oh, look at that dear little snicket. Aren't her pink grippers precious?!

by Nenipea March 6, 2025

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