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Snart

When you sneeze and fart at the same time. Past tense is snarted
My wife rolled down the car window after a sneeze. I asked if she snarted. She sheepishly replied yes
by Drix5225 March 14, 2020
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Snart

Someone who looks like they'd fart as a result of a sneeze. Historically used to suppress the black vote in the African Congo under Apartheid. Most commonly cited as a result of the Sugond Eaz-Mnuts Uprisings of 1903.
Ugh! How preposterous! To think we could coexist with the snarters; they'll ruin our country with their deceitfully stinky ways!
by Maxwell Levan August 18, 2022
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Snart

A level of smartness that can only be achieved by only one power full human being, The Almighty Tara.
Tara is the snartest of them all”
by TaraTheAlmighty April 14, 2019
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Snart

To snort out liquid from nose and fart loudly at the same time!
Mallory snarted at the dinner table twice. We locked her in the bathroom.
by malaria43 October 8, 2008
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Snart

1. A snart; when you sneeze so hard that you eject a furious load of shit into your drawers from compensatory effort.

2. Alternatively, could be used to describe making pig snorting noises until you shit yourself and roll around in it.

Made from the words Sneeze and Fart or Snort and Fart.
I'm sorry Jenny, I didn't mean to snart myself. It'll take me a week to bleach these scorched shit stains out of my pants.
by Tatsuyamoon January 10, 2022
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Snart

To snart; the act of snorting and farting at the same time.
Dude remember Hoover christmas 2019 when aunt darlene totally snarted?!
by Andypants92 December 29, 2019
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