slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Slapping the monkey

British slang for masturbation

John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think

by Shamingo June 18, 2011

Binge Snapping

Holding off on Snapchatting someone (perhaps to lower your best friend status) until the urge has magnified which results in an onslaught of unsaid banter in the form of pics and vids.

Girl 1: I haven't Snapchatted Austin in so long for fear his girlfriend was gonna see me
on his best friends list!

Girl 2: Uh oh girl, if its real you're just gonna end up binge snapping him.

by That Dude from the Tent October 14, 2013

procrasti-snapping

A term used to describe the use of Snapchat as a means for procrastination from the task at hand (i.e. work, homework, filing taxes). Not to be confused with a regular Snapchat; usually meaningless and irrelevant images sent in large quantities by millenials.

Molly must have a big exam coming up, she is procrasti-snapping me like crazy right now with the dumbest shit.

by D. Detective January 10, 2017

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky December 14, 2008

Swapping sauce

To make out with someone

Yeah dude, last night I was totally swapping sauce with that babe after we went to another room.

by c0smic September 18, 2013

snappening

Bringing balance to the universe, as all things should be.

Greatest event on Reddit r/thanosdidnothingwrong where half of the users got banned, bringing balance to the subreddit as all thing should.

Did you survive the Snappening?

by T3chie July 10, 2018