The Hamish Snap

When you try and snap your skateboard by jumping on it with your ass and landing on the bolts.

''hey do The Hamish Snap'' ''ok'' (trys to snap the skateboard but lands on the bolts)

Aftermath

''I can't breath''

by jarrad hooper is a dum cunt December 7, 2011

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights

British way of saying "chips"

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021

snap a yam

to take a dump, blurt some brown puppies, pinch a deuce, drop the kids off at the pool - i.e. to defecate.

Dude my stomach is cramping, I'm gonna go snap a yam.

by gride January 2, 2008

boner snap

The act of snapping one's boner.

John was in shower and was thinking of girls sweatpants. He fell and broke his boner, the doctor said it was a classic boner snap.

by Brandon Anthony Murphy May 18, 2008

Pappy Snap

A legendary form of fingering a woman while using the thumb to massage the clitoris, in a snapping fashion. Usually taught to you by your father. Hence the pappy

When he realized conventonal finger banging wasn't working, he went for the Pappy Snap!

by BUI Ketchum December 28, 2007

bless ya snap

To send nudes thru snapchat

Aye bae let me bless ya snap !!

by BlazedHoney July 19, 2017

Lock and Snap

A lock and snap just so happends to be the only defence when a men is a target to be ass raped in jail(or any other place where they are fucked analy). Even though its bad, the process of bening raped in the ass for 3 hours is much worse than for one second. So in order to stop an ass attack, You gingerly bend over making the predator think that he's clear for insertion, when infact, he's not. As the dick slips into your ass quickly tighten your ass cheeks to apply the lock position. When there is a firm grip, swiftly spin your body to snap the penis limp. It will hurt a little bit but not as much as it will hurt the broken wang. (very affective)

Yo, that piece of shit tried to jizz bag my ass but i pulled the lock and snap manuever to defend myself.

by Smoky McPot October 15, 2004