snaping

The act of covertly approaching somebody from the rear, preferrably while they are bent over, and inserting one's extended middle finger into their exposed anus. Traditionally, the activity is performed quickly, before the target has a chance to clench.

A 2011 national "safe snaping" campaign has fought to bring awareness to the need for using sterilized rubber gloves while performing the act. The campaign was centered on the popular young adult's novel "Cletus the Unicorn and the Unwashable Horn".

Andy was going out of his mind trying to remember where he'd left his wedding ring, when he suddenly remembered snaping Bob the previous evening.

If a chipmunk is snaped in the forest, and nobody else is around to hear it, does the chipmunk make a sound?

by princessfifi July 12, 2011

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snacking

Eating in small quantity.
To 'snack' is to eat a small quantity of food, between meals, or instead of a main meal.

Snacking may also be used in place of the term cunny lingus or the practice of using ones tongue to sexually excite the female sexual organs.

This was used to great effect in a PC and console game called "F.E.A.R" where the hero must rescue a young woman and one of the characters says "She is still alive, I just hope no one has been snacking on her"

boy: Mom dont cook me any food tonight I have been snacking round at Lisa's place.

by hugh g vagina April 22, 2008

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