Cock Smuggler

One who sneaks cock across the border of two countries in order to avoid paying taxes on said cock. Usually through posterior means.

Mikayla brought 150 cocks into this country illegally, she's a cock smuggler

by LTronHubbard October 6, 2008

Moomin-Smuggler

A person who smuggles Moomins.

John is a f**king Moomin-Smuggler

by Mr Joshua October 23, 2004

Smack Smuggler

Someone who takes bare smack

"Man that guy's fucked, smack smuggler"

by ./., April 29, 2010

dick smuggler

Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.

You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!

by Silence March 28, 2003

Grape-Smugglers

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

by THOR October 15, 2004

smuggler's notch

A sexual maneuver requiring the insertion of a man's nose into a woman's gaping rectum after anal sex.

I finally got Melissa to let me bang her up the ass, then I found smuggler's notch.

by BubbRubb November 23, 2007

Tarantula Smuggler

Tarantula Smuggler is a woman who doesn't groom,but still wears short shorts or bikini bottoms and her pubes are busting out the sides.

Mrs.Peabody was at beach and didn't realize her pubes were exploding out of the crotch area of here bathing suit....looked like she was smuggling tarantulas aka a Tarantula Smuggler!

by TWrecks September 19, 2009