Definitions by TWrecks

Vorn

A Vorn is a vagina shoehorn. When a female belly hangs over her vagina(gunt) and you need to lift it to stick your dick in the pussy.

Peggy had such a huge gunt I needed a xl Vorn to get at that pussy!

Vorn by TWrecks July 11, 2010

Tarantula Smuggler 

Tarantula Smuggler is a woman who doesn't groom,but still wears short shorts or bikini bottoms and her pubes are busting out the sides.

Mrs.Peabody was at beach and didn't realize her pubes were exploding out of the crotch area of here bathing suit....looked like she was smuggling tarantulas aka a Tarantula Smuggler!

Tarantula Smuggler by TWrecks September 19, 2009

SuperDuperDoubleBubbleBallFlapFart 

When you are wearing Jeans and driving. Because your extended legs to the pedals your jeans tighten up in the crotch area. Anyways,you try and squeeze out a fart,but because you are sitting the gas bubble goes out the front and interupts your idle balls,causing them to move and maybe even flap.

While driving to the store in his pick up truck,Dusty ripped a SuperDuperDoubleBubbleBallFlapFart adding to the stench of his fromunda cheese!

SuperDuperDoubleBubbleBallFlapFart by TWrecks March 29, 2008