One who sneaks cock across the border of two countries in order to avoid paying taxes on said cock. Usually through posterior means.
by LTronHubbard October 6, 2008

by Mr Joshua October 23, 2004

by ./., April 29, 2010

Someone who is adept at hiding a cock in his anal cavity, as if to smuggle it across a guarded border undetected.
You greasy faggot! If I had a cock full of drugs coming in from Colombia, I'd use your ass to get it into the country, you dick smuggler!
by Silence March 28, 2003

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.
Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.
Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.
by THOR October 15, 2004

A sexual maneuver requiring the insertion of a man's nose into a woman's gaping rectum after anal sex.
by BubbRubb November 23, 2007

Tarantula Smuggler is a woman who doesn't groom,but still wears short shorts or bikini bottoms and her pubes are busting out the sides.
Mrs.Peabody was at beach and didn't realize her pubes were exploding out of the crotch area of here bathing suit....looked like she was smuggling tarantulas aka a Tarantula Smuggler!
by TWrecks September 19, 2009
