Sludger

A term used to describe a shit. Originated in Scotland and popularised in Perth, Western Australia. A term often heard in West Perth and City Beach.

I need to go to the toilet for a sludger.

by Hugh Madborough January 5, 2017

Sludge Bannon

Very much like a sludge cannon, only with the endless torrent of molten shite pouring forth from the mouth, rather than the anus

The average Sludge Bannon will last six to eight months in a political administration before Donald Trump fires him for not being quite racist enough.

by Lancaster's Second Finest August 21, 2017

sludgewidge

The start and end of a period

Eugh I've just started my period. I've got such a sludgewidge

by Vic BW September 21, 2017

Smude

A combination of insults: Stupid and Mud.

Person 1: Hey guys come play fortnite with me

Person 2: No omg u r such a smude

Person 1: *Explodes of sadness*

by mrquackingsoniscool May 20, 2018

Sludge Nugget

Those sticky nugget pieces of shit that remains on your ass after the main plopper has departed.

Oh dear, Jake i have a sludge nugget clinging on for dear life!

by Mr Sludge Nugget September 6, 2018

grundle sludge

the combination of ballsweat and excess fecal matter which gathers in the grundle.

"In some countries grundle sludge is considered a delicacy."

by thaWhistle March 14, 2007

Sludge Valve

The Anus. Connected to the poosnip to ensure you have a quick and pain free muck release.

I have to empty my sludge valve, I have a Brown Trout craving the freedom of open water

by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009